Jackass Parking Chalk – Emotional Expression Utensils
What Is Jackass Parking Chalk ?
Jackass Parking Chalk: the ultimate Emotional Expression Toolkit for those special moments when words just aren’t enough to express your deep, unfiltered frustration with terrible parkers. Use it to leave a lasting impression on the world’s worst park jobs! Then take it to the next level by using our map-sharing tool to blast these parking disasters all over the interwebz.
Side effects may include: viral fame, a sense of smug satisfaction, and the occasional crowd gathering to laugh, point, and maybe even take a selfie with your masterpiece.
Warning: may also attract high-fives from passersby.
Side effects may include: viral fame, a sense of smug satisfaction, and the occasional crowd gathering to laugh, point, and maybe even take a selfie with your masterpiece.
Warning: may also attract high-fives from passersby.
Execute in 3 easy steps!
1.
spot.
a jackass
Keep your chalk on your persons or in your car’s glove department. During your travels, keep a watchful eye out Jackasses. You’ll be surprised at how many are out there!
2.
express.
Your emotions
After you have spotted a Jackass, think about how they make you feel. Reach deep inside and harness your emotion, then reach for your Emotional Expression Utensils.
3.
share.
the shame
Do your part in ridding the world of Jackass Parkers by blasting them virally on the interwebz. Let the Jackass know he’s been blasted by leaving a tracking number ticket.
