You’ve been driving around the parking lot like a vulture circling its prey, scouring every row, every nook, and cranny, looking for that elusive parking spot. Finally, there it is! A glorious open space—your salvation from this asphalt jungle. You race toward it with the excitement of a kid spotting the last piece of candy… only to realize your hopes and dreams have been crushed because some parking genius decided that white lines are just “suggestions.” Not only did they miss the mark, they’re halfway into your spot. The nerve! The audacity! And now, here you are, left to stew in your frustration, thinking, “Wow, what a jackass! I wish there was some way to call them out on this crime against parking humanity!”

Well, wish no more, my friend! Introducing Jackass Parking Chalk—the tool you never knew you needed but now can’t live without. Finally, you can express your inner rage in a creative way that not only calls out the parking violator but also provides a little entertainment for yourself and anyone else lucky enough to witness your artistic genius. Whether it’s a snarky message, a doodle of their failed parking attempt, or even a full-on parking performance review, Jackass Parking Chalk lets you say what we’re all thinking—with style!

Got your box of Jackass Parking Chalk? Great! Keep it handy in your glove compartment or middle console—anywhere you can grab it fast when you encounter the worst kind of creature: the terrible parker. When you spot one of these parking violators, it’s showtime! Pull over, whip out that chalk, and let your artistic talents run wild on the pavement next to their car.

Now, remember, this isn’t your moment to unleash your inner supervillain. No need to go all “mean, rude, or hateful” (we all know 2 wrongs don’t make a right… except in math, but we’re not here to do algebra). Instead, think of it as a creative outlet—add a little humor, sprinkle in some sarcasm, maybe a doodle or two. You’re not just expressing your feelings, you’re creating chalk art with a message!

Alright, grab your phone (we know it’s glued to your hand anyway) and snap a pic of your epic chalk creation. Now, zoom over to chalkyou.com and hit up the Share page! You’ll fill in a few deets and upload your masterpiece. Feeling mysterious? No worries, you can stay totally anonymous if that’s your vibe.

Once your post is approved, it’ll be dropped on our map like a treasure hunt, and automatically blasted out on the Jackass Parking Chalk social media pages. Congratulations, you’ve just called out a parking villain for all to see!

Oh, and after you hit submit, you’ll get your very own ID number—kind of like a secret agent—but for chalk. Use that to track your post and bask in the glory of your public service!

What’s the holdup? Join the revolution to end Jackass Parking once and for all!

See a spot hog? Express, Snap it and then call them out. Share the shame

SPOT. EXPRESS. SHARE.