Awesome story with this one. We saw the red car guilty of douche bag parking close to the front at Lowe’s and we choose to park beside it.

The douche actually had us paged I was going to move the car but then he came to us and started yelling at us. He and I exchanged a few choice words. I shut off the jeep and told him “it stays here we’re going shopping!” He said he was going to call the police. We went shopping. After about 20 minutes we get paged again because the police actually came out.

So the wife and I go out smiling and friendly to the policeman. He politely asks if I’ll move the jeep and I agree. Then Douche starts going off again. When the police man tries to explain to him he should Park between the lines. Douche keeps interrupting and yelling. The policeman at this point Asks the manager if he wants to file trespass charges against the douche bag. The manager says no.

So I get in the jeep, wish Douche a good day, give a wave to the police and thank him. Then I get a big thumbs up from Lowe’s manager. It was a great day to be in a Jeep.

Out shopping when i stumbled across this mini-van’s half ass attempt at parking between the lines like a normal human being… As I was expressing my emotions on the pavement I notice some intrigued and happy bystanders, Its crazy how quickly a small crowd can form! Some were extremely eager to point out other cars in the same lot that they felt needed the same social justice. Just as I finished Chalk Shaming the mini-van and began to take a picture, the family had appeared…mostly confused to why a small crowd is gathered around their vehicle, why people are taking pictures of it and why is there a message in Chalk on the pavement behind their car…. Once they figured it out the quickly scurried off;
1 part pissed, 1 part dumbfounded and a splash of shame – the perfect Jackass Parker Cocktail… #ChalkYou!

Lowe’s Home Improvement, Commerce Palms Drive, Tampa, FL, USA Florida

Douche. This guy obviously cant keep it in between the lines.

250 Main Avenue, Wallington, NJ, USA new jersey

Jackass parking customer at a Mets game spots Jackass in the lot, we can only assume he is a Mets fan

I parked like a normal human being. I’m six months pregnant with a 6 six year old. I am inside for fifteen minutes and I come out to my car to find this. Cant even remotely access my driver side doors!

Lowe’s Home Improvement, North Bridge Street, Chillicothe, OH, USA Ohio

This guy was really parked like a Jackass. I left him a little note to welcome him as he came back to his car!

118 E Main St, Riverhead, NY 11901, USA new york

I have seen some peeps in and around where i go shopping that i am looking to express my emotions toward.

271 Spring St, Newton, NJ 07860, USA new jersey

At Chuck E. Cheese, of all places. It’s not enough this place is, in a sense, a portal to hell for parents…but they really need all the parking they can get here.

7000 Veterans Memorial Blvd, Metairie, LA, USA Louisiana

Have fun with that ticket. Slidell Police on the way. don’t park in handicapped parking next time. Asshole.

220 Erlanger Road, Erlanger, KY, USA Kentucky

Really?

9052 Central Avenue, Oak Lawn, IL, USA Illinois